urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

koishy:

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

fluffywhitechicken:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

guys

perfume

that smells like books

if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you

hippist:

kalories:

one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time

reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

yasboogie:

Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that taste like cucumbers with a tinge of lime

They’re native to Mexico and Central America. They also go by the following names: mouse melon, Mexican sour gherkin, Mexican miniature watermelon and Mexican sour cucumber. [homegrown-revolution.co.uk]

You can buy the seeds here: $2.50 for 25-35 seeds. [rareseeds.com] Read more.

[@buzzfeeddiy h/t @HaywoodZhablome]

flippers:

silly scent markers give my life meaning

lameborghini:

for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked